Vlad, a leathery old Russian drunk of a wasteland wanderer once spun tales of a cataclysmic event in a far off society, long ago. Crowds huddled listening intently as the ancient man painted a picture of a long dead world, but not after convincing the barkeeps to top off his glass. Vlad began, in his [...]
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Outbreak: Mother Russia Part 1
Vlad, a leathery old Russian drunk of a wasteland wanderer once spun tales of a cataclysmic event in a far off society, long ago. Crowds huddled listening intently as the ancient man painted a picture of a long dead world, but not after convincing the barkeeps to top off his glass. Vlad began, in his [...]
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Key & Peele: Post-Apocalyptic Hunt
Here is the stark reality that is the wasteland. Brought to you by Key and Peele.
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Doc’s Wasteland 1 of 3: “Theory of...
Walking through an empty Wal-Mart, our goal was to look for supplies. The date is July 4th, 2014. It’s been more than a year since hell broke loose. This shithead is annoying the bejeezus outta me. To hell with it though, she’s the only sign of life anywhere nearby. “I gotta go pee…Do you need [...]
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Wasteland 101 AR-15 Cleaning Tutorial
Tread carefully, loyal Wastelanders! For what you are about to read could potentially mean the difference between survival or becoming the next bloody meal of a ravaging undead flesh-eating zombie! However, before taking heed of the wise words of the Wasteland Warrior, know that YOU, the reader, WAIVE, RELEASE, AND DISCHARGE Wasteland 101 and its [...]
In the time before the great cataclysm was unleashed upon mankind, there existed a notorious zombie apocalypse-survivalist bad ass, a legendary marvel of man, an actor known by the name of Ving Rhames. As fiendishly salivating fans of the zombie and post-apocalyptic survival horror genre, Wasteland 101 proudly salutes this versatile film actor. Although he [...]
Here is the stark reality that is the wasteland. Brought to you by Key and Peele.
Walking through an empty Wal-Mart, our goal was to look for supplies. The date is July 4th, 2014. It’s been more than a year since hell broke loose. This shithead is annoying the bejeezus outta me. To hell with it though, she’s the only sign of life anywhere nearby. “I gotta go pee…Do you need [...]
The sun was setting over the horizon and we could hear the piercing screeches from our neighbors down the road getting their insides eaten by the nightwalkers. Suddenly we heard this god awful noise from the barn and as we ran out to check it out, emerged a three-headed chicken with four legs and talons [...]
Tread carefully, loyal Wastelanders! For what you are about to read could potentially mean the difference between survival or becoming the next bloody meal of a ravaging undead flesh-eating zombie! However, before taking heed of the wise words of the Wasteland Warrior, know that YOU, the reader, WAIVE, RELEASE, AND DISCHARGE Wasteland 101 and its [...]
Eat a large breakfast that contains carbohydrates and protein everyday! Eat a minimum of 4 meals a day, 5-6 would be best and eat every 2-3 hours Carry a water bottle with you and drink even when you are not thirsty Sleep a minimum of 8 hours a night; your body repairs/recovers when at rest. [...]
So the homestead is overrun by the walking dead? A marauding biker gang has your fortress surrounded? Don’t panic—you should already have your bug-out bag ready to bug out! What’s in a bug-out bag, you ask? All the water, food, and shelter building tools you can carry. Canned food too heavy? Pack a shitload of [...]
Now if this hellhole of world wasn’t bad enough already, these nutjobs went out of their way design an obstacle course race that featured live flesh-eating undead! Coming to a destroyed metropolitan area near you! Details below, directly from their website: Run For Your Lives! “How It Works Run For Your Lives is an apocalyptic [...]
When the supply of fresh meat runs thin, what’s a Wasteland Warrior to do? Easy, dipshit—build a ——- garden and grow your own goddamn food source!
